Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
