If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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