you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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