I wish I could punch you in the face.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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