oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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