so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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