North Korea, Best Korea!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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