I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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