Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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