loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm sobbing to NWA
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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