True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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