Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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