So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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