I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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