He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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