how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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