what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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