Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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