Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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