Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You're like the curious george of whores
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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