i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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