so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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