So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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