After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i out mim tonsoeep
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