Me too!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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