A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Fuck appropriateness.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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