do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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