She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
50% drunk capacity currently
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
