the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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