And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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