wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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