Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My penis needs a shock collar
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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