I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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