bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
