I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Tornado booty call.. dedication
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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