Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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