In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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