I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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