Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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