I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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