Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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