Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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