let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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