Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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