my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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