but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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