Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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