Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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