Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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