problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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