Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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