Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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