That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This couple is walking their pig around campus
there is puke in my bra ... again
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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