u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
