so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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